Mad Men returned for its fifth season Sunday after what seemed like a 19 year hiatus, and my tv-rection could not have been bigger. You can’t help but love that show for so many reasons: Fantastic writing and beautiful retro sets. Christina Hendricks’ tits threatening to pop out of her […]
Unfamiliar with the premise of The Hunger Games? Here’s a paragraph from the movie’s promotional material: In a future where society is on the verge of collapse, massive unemployment and inflation have thrown most adults into a state of chaos; the nation’s youth culture responds with unprecedented violence, delinquency, and […]
Click on the photo above to watch The Killing Season 1 on Netflix now. I don’t know how AMC keeps doing it. The network responsible for Mad Men, Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead can take credit for producing yet another engrossing series, The Killing, which I just finished obsessively […]
Jeff, Who Lives At Home is the other movie I’m turning my attention to today. It’s apparently a comedy. About a guy who lives at home, one would be punctilious in assuming. I’m sure whichever character doesn’t play Jeff is responsible for getting Jeff out of his shell and, in […]
The majority of my movie reviews are overwhelmingly negative. Many would attribute that to me being a pessimist: I believe it’s because most movies are garbage and should refer to themselves as “time machines that brought you 90 minutes closer to the grave without enriching your life in the slightest.” […]
THE TWEETS THE AFTERMATH FIN
I don’t like to talk about Eddie Murphy because I find it extremely depressing. Eddie Murphy was, unequivocally, one of the funniest people who has ever lived. Delirious and Raw are the two greatest stand-up specials ever recorded. Watch Trading Places, and I dare you to look me in the […]
Apparently, John Carter is not some piece of fly-by-night shit whipped up by Disney and is actually based upon an old pulp novel character from the turn of the century. Why would Disney use something so ancient as source material? Maybe it wanted to conquer the six people left alive […]
Over the weekend, photos from the cell phones of Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn, January Jones, Olivia Wilde and Sarah Silverman were circulated online. The photos of those last three don’t really matter because none of them included nudes and also Sarah Silverman is an unfunny, hirsute goblin who probably has […]