For a week now, the world has endured Charlie Sheen deluging it with insane rant after insane rant like a fire hose attached to a hydrant of batshit crazy. Yesterday, he started a Twitter account, which has been gaining roughly 50,000 followers per hour and shows no signs of slowing […]
As each week winds down, there is one event I still look forward to with youthful enthusiasm. Is it dressing up and going out with friends on Friday night to exclusive clubs, pounding drinks and playing then laying the city’s most beautiful women? If it’s your first time to the […]
Mine is a strange, obsessive-compulsive mind. A few weeks ago, out of nowhere, I got the urge to hear Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” A normal person would have gone to YouTube, had a listen and been done with it. Not me. I played the track 30 […]
I am an unabashed fan of the Wu-Tang Clan. My first hip-hop album was Wu-Tang Forever. When I heard that Ol’ Dirty Bastard had passed on to that Brooklyn Zoo in the sky, my eyes welled up. There is no way that my tombstone won’t have the lyrics to “Dogshit” […]
I like to think of myself as a relatively normal person. (For those of you who read the site often, obviously that’s not the case, but play along.) I go to work. I pay my taxes. I don’t secretly wear ladies undergarments or believe I can speak with animals telepathically. […]
The trailer for X-Men: First Class hit the Internet yesterday, and it left me with mixed feelings. On one hand, I love comic book movies. Comics themselves are slow as piss, but I’ve always thought a lot of comic book characters were pretty cool (minus the costumes that couldn’t be […]
Lindsay Lohan was in court in Los Angeles yesterday, facing grand theft charges stemming from allegations that she “borrowed” a $2,500 necklace a little too permanently. Here’s what she wore. Okay, she’s insane, I’ll concede you that. But how can you not fall in love with this girl? I’d quote […]
From the age of eight all the way until 25 or so, I was very passionate about music. I own around 500 CDs (that statement couldn’t make me sound older if I were bragging about listening to them as I sailed for the Indies in order to bring the Queen […]
*Unless it’s on HBO and I’m sitting unswashed on my couch at 3pm on a Sunday, in which case, sure, what the hell. The Social Network tells the tale of a Jew who attended Harvard and went on to make billions of dollars. Now I know that’s a story we […]