Ben’s Chili Bowl is a Washington, DC institution. For over 50 years it has served chili dogs, chili fries and all other kinds of deliciously vile crap that will lead to searing anal leakage to greats like Bill Cosby, President Obama and, most importantly, Godfather of Go-Go Chuck Brown. So […]
For those that know me, I bitch a lot about my various jobs in radio. Which is fair, given the industry is dying, I’m barely on the air and my salary stands somewhere in between getting paid in Chuck E. Cheese tokens and IOU notes for 40 acres and a […]
Well, it’s happened. Someone in my immediate circle has found the Peggy Bundy to his Al. My good friends Gerry Perez and Karly Davis are tying the knot. So why am I the one made nervous by it? One of my friends finally getting hitched has forced me to take […]
“So, how do I look?” “Well,” she paused, taking stock of the man standing before her, “you look chubby.” And, with those encouraging words, I was off to my 10-year reunion. The venue for the 10-year Chantilly High School Class of 1999 was the Caribbean Breeze Restaurant in Arlington, VA. […]
My 10-year high school reunion will take place today, and I’ll more than likely be going. The reaction from most of my friends that didn’t attend high school with me is, “What the hell? Why?” which makes me think that either my life appears in such a shambles now that […]
Last weekend, after finishing my radio show (the fantastic Papa’s Basement that you can find mp3s of on this very site, cough cough) I decided to take my mom to the Frederick Fair in Frederick, MD. It is a little known fact that my mom hails from this Shelbyville to […]
For those of you unfamiliar with my series known as “The Intercourse Papers,” it consists of me putting up a few pictures of a girl I’d like to sleep with and then explaining why (beyond obvious factors like large breasts and possessing all of their limbs) . Typically, the person […]
When last we left off, our plucky protagonist had just been scarred for life by a parent-teacher conference that featured him confessing to his teacher his non-stop pornographic fantasies in which she held a starring role. It was my mom’s idea. And this was my first grade teacher. I was […]