Yesterday, a not guilty verdict was reached in the murder trial of Casey Anthony, the now infamous young woman who stood accused of killing her child, Caylee Anthony, in 2008. The moment the verdict was announced, the online community erupted in disbelief. My Facebook page and Twitter feed glutted with […]
In a turn of events that could only be funnier if the girl were underage (not gross underage. You know, grey zone underage, like 12), Chris Hansen, a reporter who rose to prominence snaring pedophiles on film for the show To Catch a Predator, was busted on camera this week […]
At various times in my prolific (and successful!) career as a writer/broadcaster, I’ve made mention of Quentin Tarantino and his despicable love of feet. While, to my knowledge, QT has never come right out and confessed his crime of fappin’ to ladies’ flippers, one need look no further than his […]
I’ve decided to free myself of the albatross around my neck that these articles about my trip to Las Vegas have become and summarize the excursion in a series of bullet points. “John,” weeps the ghost of Oscar Wilde, “what a lazy way to conclude your efforts.” And the spectral […]
After enduring ten hours either in an airport or airborne, not to mention staying out until 5:30 am, I went to bed at the end of my first day in Las Vegas expecting to remain passed out until well after noon. Instead, much to my horror and amazement, I found […]
With both legs of a journey so nightmarish that it made the Trail of Tears look like a pleasant spring hike behind me, I was ready to finally enjoy some of what Las Vegas had to offer. Given I’m a social retard (which, in Vegas, one must pronounce “ritard”), clubbing […]
Where last we left off, your friend and humble narrator had landed in Milwaukee to await a connecting flight to Las Vegas. The layover was brief, and, as I slumped in my second cramped airplane seat of the day, I hoped that fact was an indicator that the remainder of […]
Well, I’m back. After half a week in what can only be described as Eden with breast implants, I’ve returned home to the humid morass of our nation’s capital. By comparison, it now seems even more awful. Over the course of the next few days, I will give a detailed […]
Because a life of working three hours a day while playing more Wii than a Japanese preteen was really knocking it out of me, I decided to take a vacation and will be in Las Vegas until next Tuesday. Vegas sounds like a great place, and I look forward to […]
