Welcome to the NoFap movement–where porn and taking care of business are verboten. I discuss my experiences with it and just how blue my balls are currently, as well as the Malaysian flight MH 370 that, as of the airing of this episode, is still missing and how Facebook is […]
Some in the trans community are offended by Jared Leto’s performance in Dallas Buyers Club as the transgendered Rayon. Hear why and if their complaints have merit. I swear, I handle it with as much delicacy as it deserves. Click here to listen to this episode or press the play […]
Our first recording on my new home audio equipment (please, please tell me how the audio quality is before it’s too late to take this crap back is a real cluster f. We talk hoarding, my mom almost being married off after her first divorce like an Indian and Allison’s […]
I’ve seen Girls. Every last episode, actually. My girlfriend is a fan and it’s one of those things that, when watched with a woman, isn’t as bad as you think it’ll be, much like Bridesmaids or a video on how to hand express breast milk. The one thing I and […]
How was foot binding ever sexy? How are open mic nights as consistently bad as they are? And what did Howard eat to fart up the studio so badly? Click and learn, kids. Click and learn. Click here to listen to this episode or press the play button at the […]
Ray Rice be like…Ray Rice be like indeed. Hear all about retard Ray Rice (yay alliteration) and the fun he had with his fiancee over the weekend, as well as why Catching Fire blew, why The Critic and King of the Hill didn’t, and a funny riff on the sex […]
I work a job that involves a lot of time spent in malls. A lot. I can tell you all the types of shoppers: The listless teen. The foreign guy jabbering into a headset. And I can tell you my least favorite of them all: The pleasant-yet-annoying-by-virtue-of-the-fact-she’s-shopping-at-2pm-with-nothing-better-to-do pretty blonde. That […]
For once in my lousy, cheap life, I am able to say I did Valentine’s Day right. Hear all about the lengths (or lack thereof) I went to to (two tos in a row just doesn’t look right) ensure that I wasn’t a piece of crap on yet another February […]
This story would be 100 times greater if his name were Michael Scott, but it’s unfortunately not. I am joined by the man who, as he so graphically put it on air, broke my radio cherry — Bill Rohland, a DC radio vet of the highest caliber. (Please click his […]