I’m not a believer in any sort of afterlife. I think you die and you rot (happy Monday!). Still, the thought of one day being nothingness terrifies the f out of me, so I throw it out there that, maybe, in the future, our brains will be uploaded to some […]
Comic books suck. I’m sorry, but they do. Nothing ever happens in them and, if anything did, it was 40 years ago and nothing has happened since. There is one awesome thing about comics, though: Female super heroes. Hear us discuss the most fuckable of the bunch…along with a few […]
I tried. I tried to have a serious discussion about the Trayvon Martin situation that’s been taking place for a month now. You know, call for cooler heads to prevail and convey that, even if George Zimmerman is guilty of racial profiling, he’s still entitled to due process and all […]
Are you familiar with The Crying Game? An early-90s thriller with one of the greatest twists in movie history? Well, this episode is Papa’s Basement’s Crying Game. The story my co-host and brother Will tells in the last 15 minutes of the show is a figurative penis where a vagina […]
The perception of DC across this land is that it’s a cancerous pit of government waste, content to exist by sucking the blood out of this country’s fine citizens. What people might not be aware of is how the District relishes fucking its own, too. Listen to one of the […]
There are a lot of myths that women believe regarding just what takes place inside of strip clubs. And, with another Will Papageorgiou birthday, comes another trip to see the wonderful women of West Virginia, and another chance to dispel those myths. Hear all about the debauchery (or lack thereof) […]
My health has been even more putrid than usual as of late, with a litany of physical ailments that aren’t getting any better because I’m cheap and my insurance sucks. Fortunately, I’m a good sport about my organs betraying me at every turn, so laugh away as I reveal the […]
If there’s one thing I’m known for, it’s being self-effacing to the point of listener discomfort. Well, finally, we found someone on Papa’s Basement who I can honestly say I’m more exciting on-air than: Every NPR anchor ever. Yes, because if there are two things I’m known for, they are […]
There are scummy, cheating douche bags, and then there is the guy that two-timed my co-host, Veronica. Listen to the extent of his deception (and take notes if you’re looking for advice on how to cheat like a pro). Fortunately, his loss is your gain, because I spend the episode […]