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Papa’s Basement 4-16-12-The Future Of Social Media

admin April 16, 2012


Ladies and gentlemen, if you give me your social media billions, I assure you I'll be hitting better ass than Mr. Zuckerberg has managed to pull. Bitch looks like Chairman Mao with tits.

I’m not a believer in any sort of afterlife. I think you die and you rot (happy Monday!). Still, the thought of one day being nothingness terrifies the f out of me, so I throw it out there that, maybe, in the future, our brains will be uploaded to some sort of social media meets Ok Cupid site where we live out eternity as 0s and 1s. If all that sounds depressing, I assure you, it’s handled in a funny way. Or as funny as the prospect of clinging to life as a sector on a hard drive, praying that some idiot doesn’t actually copy over your very being while downloading porn can be.

Papa’s Basement 4-16-12 (iTunes users, please rate and subscribe to Papa’s Basement by clicking here. Left-click the episode title or press the “play” button at the bottom of the post to listen immediately. To download this episode, right-click the episode title and select “Save Link/Target As.” )

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  1. Dimley on April 17, 2012

    Had to download this one because I was out of town. I’ve seen the porn Tumblrs too…Though they load so incredibly slow when it’s a single massive gallery that it’s not worth the effort. Wait, you can say whatever you want now or were you hitting the censor button live but your personal copy kept all the “fuck”s?

  2. Dimley on April 17, 2012

    Oh never mind, I got to the point where you explained this never aired.

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