Since I love being weeks late to everyone’s topicality party, it’s time to move on to the talk of the Internet circa late-August, the bitchy column Gizmodo intern Alyssa Bereznak wrote about her date with Jon Finkel, a former Magic: the Gathering world champion. I address the two points of […]
Let’s be honest: People are idiots in the face anything Mother Nature throws at them. And the people of the DC area are bigger idiots than most when it comes to the subject. Forget snow, we can’t even handle the rain. Seriously, for those who don’t live around here, rainfall […]
This might be hard to believe, given my Platonically ideal physique and my mind-boggling, go-getter energy levels, but a large portion of my childhood was spent in front of the television watching cartoons. Good or bad, I didn’t care. There were the high quality shows: The Ren & Stimpy Show, […]
Those that listen to my show know that the pomposity of celebrities is a favorite target on mine. Yes, I understand that greedy, morally-bankrupt pillars of industry are the real villains, and some twat prattling on about how yogarobics gave her the best body she’s ever had at age 40 […]
Look. By all accounts, George Clooney seems like a cool guy. A man’s man, if you will. But the perfection of his life is really starting to get to me. The guy’s internationally famous, great looking (and in that way where it somehow makes you straighter as a man to […]
Everything sounds better when it rhymes. Except for Fred Durst. Hiyo! Now that I’ve lost you all with that topical joke, time to summarize the show. The gang discusses the recent circumcision ban that was shot down in San Francisco, how women feel about men with an anteater and, most […]
In one of pop’s more lamentably expected deaths, Amy Winehouse gave up the ghost over the weekend. We talk about the torrent of lame Twitter jokes that followed in the news’ wake (Yes, your “When they tried to make her go to rehab, she should have said, ‘Yes, yes, yes’!” […]
There is something supremely vile to me about young, attractive women marrying men that look like they were old enough to have delivered Al Davis. After all, guys might be dogs, but at least our motives are simple: We want to stick our dicks inside new women, and 99% of […]
My co-host Will rarely (if ever) disappoints either behind the mic or in real life as a brother, but at the start of today’s episode, where we both reveal how in love with Casey Anthony we are, well, it was just one of those moments. We also get into Cate’s […]