It’s Wednesday, which means the comic I do the writing for, The Spookies (how many fucking times can I fit the word “the” into a three-inch space), has a new strip up. Give the entirety of the comic thus far a look over at www.TheSpookiesComic.com.
Please read, share, comment on and enjoy this article I did for Strange Kids Club where I go back and eat the cereals I was hooked on as a kid to see if they still taste good now that I’m old and brush my teeth with Beefeater. Click here to […]
Maybe I shouldn’t have said “ghetto Craigslist posts,” because that would suggest I had more than one item to share. But I was amused to find this post as I browsed Craigslist for discount Xbox 360 items. (Yes, I’m such an enemy of productivity that my time wasting centers around […]
I also write a comic (I have too much free time) titled The Spookies alongside my artist friend Ho-Ho who inks, draws, colors and does all the hard work for the thing. Spookies Comic Strip 7 is now up. You can click thespookiescomic.com to give the site a visit.
Because this website has done nothing in the six years I’ve posted to it, I’ve decided to diversify, which means writing a comic in addition to the entries I post here. It’s called The Spookies and hosted over at SpookiesComic.com, appropriately enough. Its fourth strip just went up and it’s […]
There are no new episodes of Papa’s Basement this week and I won’t be writing anything because it’s the Fourth of July which is death for web traffic and frankly I was burned out anyhow. No, it doesn’t take much effort to keep this site going, but it yields nothing […]
Talayna Clements, an “exotic dancer” at DC’s Stadium Club, is suing the establishment for $2 million, alleging that the club’s general manager demanded she sleep with him to keep her job. The story is bullshit for a myriad of reasons, but I’m going to do the defense attorney’s job for […]
A middle school teacher fired because her students found videos from her previous porn career (probably the one time those little slackers did a shred of research all year) has lost her appeal to resume teaching after courts concluded the continued availability of her porn online would prove too disruptive. […]
Papa’s Basement co-host and friend Howard Heezy recorded this mash-up of Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s “Dog Sh*t” and Gordon Lightfoot’s “If You Could Read My Mind“. It’s a fun listen and a pleasant way to distract yourself for a few minutes from your wife’s infidelity. Enjoy.