The Greatest Dental Appointment Reminder Card Ever
Got this in the mail today. I wonder if they make a version for gynecologists.
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This is Why Every Other Country Hates America
There was a time – a more innocent time – in my life when I believed the reasons the enemies of America hated us were manyfold. Our support of Israel. Our colonialist policies. Our women who shave their vaginas and the fact we have ample pornographic evidence to prove that […]
More of History’s Ugliest Dictators
Yesterday, in honor of Muammar Gaddafi, I composed a list of history’s ugliest dictators. Not ugly in some sort of Namby Pamby, they have evil, disgusting souls sense: I’m talking they overthrew governments because they couldn’t get a prom date. The article ran out of space, so today I present […]
History’s Ugliest Dictators
A few days ago, I thought to myself, “Is a face like an old hound dog’s asshole a prerequisite for being a dictator?” Why would I think such a thing? Well, because I’ve been seeing this in the news for the past few months. So how could I not think […]
Having Fun with the CafePress Teddy Bear
A few months ago while killing time online at work (I hope some of you can relate to that), I stumbled upon this photo: I know what you’re thinking: “John, why were you Googling the words ‘anal’ and ‘bear?’” (If you weren’t thinking that, you are now.) That’s not the […]
There’s No Way This Guy Is Funny
I haven’t been this angry since that cougar drove by sporting an “I Got This in the Divorce” bumper sticker.
Take a Ride on a Big D
Every so often, I see things in my daily life that make me do a double take. Here is one of those items, an ad I found waiting for me on the top of my pizza box, of all places. Now, no offense to Donald, and I’m glad he takes […]