By now, most of you are familiar with the abhorrent details of the case against former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky: That he (allegedly) diddled the holy Hell out of eight boys between the mid-1990s and the late-2000s. That he founded The Second Mile, a program to assist underprivileged […]
For those of you who pee sitting down, don’t follow basketball or simply haven’t heard, the Dallas Mavericks have won the NBA Championship. Which means the Miami Heat, and, more specifically, LeBron James, have lost it, a fact I take particular delight in. Why, you may ask? Well, because LeBron […]
For those of you that missed it, during Tuesday night’s game against the Spurs, Kobe Bryant was sent to the bench after receiving a technical foul. Pissed about the incident, Kobe screamed what was first reported by Sports Illustrated as simply a “slur” at referee Bennie Adams, with the NBA […]
I’ve spent the day eying a trickle of Tweets tagged with #openingday. In general, they seem to be originating from one of three types: Older men, who remember when baseball really was America’s game (and when uttering the phrase “Boy, fetch my bags” to a black bellhop didn’t garner such […]
Super Bowl XLV has come and gone and I have to say I’m disappointed. It isn’t that I wasn’t rooting for the Packers or that the game wasn’t close. Still, something seemed off. For starters, the commercials sucked. I recall literally none of them other than a Sketchers ad featuring […]
Back in November 2010, in the wake of the Redskins humiliating 28-59 loss to the Eagles in front of a national audience (to go the analogy route, normal football loss : Redskins loss to the Eagles :: Desert Storm : World War II), Dave McKenna of the Washington City Paper […]
The only interesting part of yesterday’s game. For the record, I live and breathe NFL football. Not so much in a Rain Man, I know to which side every Super Bowl-winning quarterback hangs kind of way, but I spend most Sundays of the season beached like a hairy whale on […]
“You’re gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn’t it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don’t know shit?” –Brodie, Mallrats In this man’s estimation, the first two rounds of the NFL playoffs* are the greatest two weekends of the year. Four football games-two […]
A few days ago, foot fetish videos that New York Jets coach Rex Ryan recorded with his wife Michelle surfaced online (I’ll place one of the videos at the end of the article, saving you the stigma of having “foot fetish+Rex Ryan” saved in your search history at work). The […]