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Ernest Borgnine Died

admin July 9, 2012


Ernest Borgnine in Marty, which is a really good film. Not that I’m saying that as some expert on old black-and-white flicks. Any movie from back then that doesn’t feature horrible, old-timey acting is automatically okay in my book.

Ernest Borgnine was a massive part of my childhood. My dad’s regimen to keep me all man included non-stop viewings of Airwolf and the various Dirty Dozen made-for-tv sequels, both of which featured Borgnine. His Simpsons cameo was the best by any celebrity on the show, and this clip talking about staying young by beating off represents the extent of my health knowledge. So thanks, Ernest, for all the good work you did and keeping a young me wanting to have sex with women because I imagined the alternative being sex with you.

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