Fare Thee Well, Subway’s Februany Promotion

February’s been an amazing month for me: I turned 30, got a radio show on the station I grew up listening to and, most important by far, I’ve been eating daily on the cheap at Subway due to their awesome Februany promotion, which discounts sandwiches that typically cost six – and yes, even seven – dollars down to five for the duration of the month. Meaning you have one day left to get in on the action.


I’ve made my opinions on Subway clear on multiple occasions: I think their stupid Five Dollar Footlong jingle sounds like something out of the mouth of a barker at a gay strip club and their subs are nothing more than bread stuffed with lettuce and decorated with a layer of meat thinner than origami paper. That said, being able to eat sandwiches like the steak sub and chicken onion teriyaki for only five dollars, options I usually forsake due to their Monopoly-Man-dining-budget $6 price tag, excited me far more than it should have. It’s like a girl with average looks who’s made you work for it for ages finally giving it up. Somehow, it’s more of a thrill than bagging that eight who smiled like a doughnut on the second date. Men are strange like that.


So hit up Subway today while the deal is still around and enjoy all sorts of mediocre sandwiches at a $2 discount. With a pitch like that, how can you say no?

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