Why Everyone Loves Jeremy Lin
For those of you unaware of Jeremy Lin (perhaps you’re a pseudo-intellectual dandy who fancies himself above sports or a woman attractive enough to not have to pretend to care […]
I was never a huge fan of The Walking Dead or the zombie genre in general. Still, because God forbid I sound ignorant when it comes to television (though being a moron with regard to politics, religion and everything else is fine) I sat through Season 1 on Netflix. Much like a woman would describe sex with me, it wasn’t as awful as I expected, but I definitely wasn’t impressed, either. Unlike a woman who had sex with me, I was willing for one more go and set my DVR to record Season 2.
If one were to rank the quality of The Walking Dead using the “Jenna Jameson Timeline of Sex Appeal”, then Season 1 would be a “Jenna circa 2005” – there’s definitely been too much plastic surgery and drug use, and there’s no way much vaginal elasticity remains, but hey, what the Hell. Season 2 of The Walking Dead? That would be “Jenna circa 2009” – specifically, at the exact moment her cash box was being ripped in twain popping out Tito Ortiz’s gorilla-faced spawn. The show has become a poorly directed train wreck with no sense of pace or drama and its inarticulate dialog sounds lifted from an episode of Survivor. I haven’t rooted this hard for the death of every single member of a television show’s cast since Growing Pains.
HANsumSOLO on February 17, 2012
I’m with you, dude, I have no idea why this show is so popular. Unless Shane’s bastard spawn eats its way out of Laurie, I’ll consider it time wasted.
Brian on February 17, 2012
Since it’s going to be a baby girl, would that make her a lesbian?
Frank Castle on March 5, 2012
This show is just a piece of shit. They have just utterly raped the comic, resulting in one of the most unwatchable hours of television ever. The only appeal left is to see how they’re going to make this week’s episode actually worse than the previous week, something I didn’t think was possible. SUCKS.