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Papa’s Basement Radio Show 9-4-12-Kris Humphries Has Herpes(?)

admin September 2, 2012


“Mommy, my pipi itches!” Aww, aren’t kids with herpes precious?

(That question mark in the episode title covers my ass legally. I think.) A woman by the name of Kayla Goldberg is taking former Kardashian by marriage Kris Humphries to court, alleging he gave her herpes. Why do I care? Well, other than the fact I went up in Kayla’s guts bareback last week (she claimed Kris wasn’t big enough to satisfy), if Kris has herpes, it proves one of two things: 1. Kim Kardashian now has herpes or 2. If Kim doesn’t have herpes, their marriage was never “consummated” in ye olde sense, which means he can prove it was fraudulent and rake her over the financial coals. Yes, caring about celebrities is weird and pathetic, but so is listening to this show. So click the link right below to do exactly that.

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