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The cover for Jenny McCarthy’s return to Playboy magazine has been released and, for a moment, it got me really excited. When I was a teen, Jenny McCarthy was the hottest thing on the planet due to her exposure from Singled Out and her fake, massive tits. Every third fapping in America during that era was to thoughts of Jenny McCarthy. (The Internet and the oversaturation of media in our lives has since robbed this country of communal objects of masturbatory desire, and we are poorer for it. Kate Upton might come close, yet it isn’t the same. But I digress.)
The problem is that, even though Jenny still (with the aid of dozens of professionals who are so skilled they could make Rue McClanahan seem fuckable) looks great, I’m no longer 13 and forced to steal porn from Crown Books in order to have a decent orgasm. With the click of a button, I can have two black guys spit roasting a Brazilian chick on my screen or anything else my free hand is able to summon over the Internet. I’ll still take the time to find Jenny’s new pictures when they’re released online, and I might even become aroused looking at them. But any orgasms they induce will be purely perfunctory. You heard me. Perfunctory.
WorstFailEver on June 26, 2012
The biggest problem with her is that her unbelievable stupidity has probably killed hundreds if not thousands of children. Even if she still is hot, I just can’t see it knowing she’s responsible for so many deaths with her anti-vax bullshit.