50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men — Papa’s Basement #379
Because making fun of lists like this never gets old, we dig through “50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men” and see if there is any validity to it […]
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The Best Sandwich in Philadelphia — Papa’s Basement #378
The missus and I go on a trip to Philadelphia to eat the city’s best sandwiches because I’m a slob and I can Google a picture of the Rocky statue […]
Bill Gates Says Robots Will Take Our Jobs — Papa’s Basement #377
The future is really bleak. I’m not just saying that as a pessimist, either. Think about it: Technology is taking jobs by the day and the world’s population is growing […]
The My Little Pony Backpack — Papa’s Basement #376
A North Carolina boy was barred from wearing his My Little Pony backpack to school because the facility readily admitted it wouldn’t be able to control the abuse aimed his […]
Crackgate at Magic: the Gathering’s Grand Prix Richmond
You know that scene in every action movie where the retired cop gets caught in the middle of a highjacking and his very presence screams out to all of us, […]
Brent Musburger Ogles Iowa State Girls Taking Selfie
Here’s footage of commentator Brent Musburger appreciating a few Iowa State girls taking a selfie. This is apparently news because, to some, what Brent said was creepy and disgusting (which […]
Reviewing Need For Speed Without Having Seen It
No one is going to watch Need For Speed. It’s based on some racing video game franchise that I have no idea about because the only good franchises for sophisticated […]
NoFap — Papa’s Basement #375
Welcome to the NoFap movement–where porn and taking care of business are verboten. I discuss my experiences with it and just how blue my balls are currently, as well as […]
Jared Leto Offends the Transgendered — Papa’s Basement #374
Some in the trans community are offended by Jared Leto’s performance in Dallas Buyers Club as the transgendered Rayon. Hear why and if their complaints have merit. I swear, I […]
Violent Pit Bull Attack — Papa’s Basement #373
Our first recording on my new home audio equipment (please, please tell me how the audio quality is before it’s too late to take this crap back is a real […]
Lena Dunham Hates Clothes — Papa’s Basement #372
I’ve seen Girls. Every last episode, actually. My girlfriend is a fan and it’s one of those things that, when watched with a woman, isn’t as bad as you think […]
Foot Binding — Papa’s Basement #371
How was foot binding ever sexy? How are open mic nights as consistently bad as they are? And what did Howard eat to fart up the studio so badly? Click […]
Ray Rice Be Like — Papa’s Basement #370
Ray Rice be like…Ray Rice be like indeed. Hear all about retard Ray Rice (yay alliteration) and the fun he had with his fiancee over the weekend, as well as […]
Shopping Blondes — Papa’s Basement #369
I work a job that involves a lot of time spent in malls. A lot. I can tell you all the types of shoppers: The listless teen. The foreign guy […]
Valentine’s Day — Papa’s Basement #368
For once in my lousy, cheap life, I am able to say I did Valentine’s Day right. Hear all about the lengths (or lack thereof) I went to to (two […]