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This episode is a loving tribute to television, aka the mana which sustains my existence. From listing the reasons why The Big Bang Theory and The Newsroom are letdowns to […]

There’s more to the episode than just midget stripper talk. We get into why the Orioles will always be DC’s team, why I hate gambling and I wrap up my […]

I took my mom to Atlantic City for her birthday. From stalking exes to gambling to gorging on Italian food to the best people watching I’ve enjoyed in years, hear […]

I started my week in style with a tree falling upon and crushing my car. Seeing as I’m not prone to histrionics and am a calm, rational being, though, I […]

Last week, to the shock of amusement park fans everywhere, a woman plummeted to her death off of a roller coaster at Six Flags, Texas. My reaction to the news? […]

Netflix has begun to produce its own shows the past few years, and Orange is the New Black, its latest effort, might be its best. Hear all about my new […]

I don’t know what it is, but I cannot fight with a woman I’m dating properly. And no, that doesn’t mean I give them the old Ike Turner any time […]

The birds and the bees talk between child and parent is a rite of passage that has traumatized us all for generations. The common denominator between all of them? They’re […]

Dexter is a huge piece of crap. And I say that with all the love in the world and as a person who has seen every episode. But it is. […]

I’m a ridiculously, almost mind-numbingly good looking person. I don’t like to admit it, because I want people to laugh at my comedy because it’s funny and not because they […]