My Trip to Atlantic City-Papa’s Basement Radio Show
I took my mom to Atlantic City for her birthday. From stalking exes to gambling to gorging on Italian food to the best people watching I’ve enjoyed in years, hear […]
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I Got a Tree On My Car!-Papa’s Basement Radio Show
I started my week in style with a tree falling upon and crushing my car. Seeing as I’m not prone to histrionics and am a calm, rational being, though, I […]
Reviewing The Wolverine Without Having Seen It
The logic behind comic book movies is rather insidious. People are drawn to the familiar, especially things that excited them as a kid. It’s why Joe Camel was so effective […]
Six Flags Roller Coaster Death-Papa’s Basement Radio Show
Last week, to the shock of amusement park fans everywhere, a woman plummeted to her death off of a roller coaster at Six Flags, Texas. My reaction to the news? […]
Orange is the New Black-Papa’s Basement Radio Show
Netflix has begun to produce its own shows the past few years, and Orange is the New Black, its latest effort, might be its best. Hear all about my new […]
I Can’t Fight With Women Properly-Papa’s Basement Radio Show
I don’t know what it is, but I cannot fight with a woman I’m dating properly. And no, that doesn’t mean I give them the old Ike Turner any time […]
The Birds and the Bees Talk-Papa’s Basement Radio Show
The birds and the bees talk between child and parent is a rite of passage that has traumatized us all for generations. The common denominator between all of them? They’re […]
Reviewing Pacific Rim Without Having Seen It
Pacific Rim is going to be a good movie. Maybe even great. But at least good. It’s that simple. Why? Because directors make a film, and Pacific Rim was directed […]
Dexter Is a Horrible Show-Papa’s Basement Radio Show
Dexter is a huge piece of crap. And I say that with all the love in the world and as a person who has seen every episode. But it is. […]
The Art of Taking Self-Shot Nudes-Papa’s Basement Radio Show
I’m a ridiculously, almost mind-numbingly good looking person. I don’t like to admit it, because I want people to laugh at my comedy because it’s funny and not because they […]
No New Content This Week
There are no new episodes of Papa’s Basement this week and I won’t be writing anything because it’s the Fourth of July which is death for web traffic and frankly […]
Reviewing The Heat Without Having Seen It
Before we begin, I must mention that the name The Heat is a travesty. There is only film by the name Heat and it is the greatest piece of cinema […]
Paula Deen Says the Magic Word-Papa’s Basement Radio Show
Paula Deen has been in quite a bit of trouble for using a word that, if we’re being honest with ourselves, every one of us has spoken at least once […]
Goodbye, Tony Soprano–Papa’s Basement Radio Show
Let’s be honest: None of us are that moved by the death of James Gandolfini. The death of Tony Soprano, however? Devastating. I discuss what The Sopranos meant to me […]
Reviewing World War Z Without Having Seen It
People need death in their life. That’s all I can attribute the appeal of zombies to. Man spent his entire history watching members of his tribe perish left and right […]