Ask Papa #2-What Does Owning the White iPhone 5 Say About You?
Q. Papa: My brother ordered a white iPhone 5. Does this mean he has turned gay? And, if so, do I have a greater chance (due to the gay genes) […]
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Papa’s Basement Radio Show 10-8-12-The Hulk Hogan Sex Tape
We discuss the Holocaust-on-film that is the Hulk Hogan sex tape. I mean, we mention other things, too. There’s only so much you can say about a guy with a […]
Reviewing Taken 2 Without Having Seen It
The original Taken was a surprise hit, a film whose appeal is not easy to explain. Maybe it was Liam Neeson kicking ass even though he’s old enough to tell […]
Ask Papa #1-How Do I Kick My Son Out of the House?
Welcome to the inaugural installment of my advice column, Ask Papa. “Where do you get the balls to write an advice column when your own life is an unmitigated disaster,” […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 10-4-12-Johnny Lewis of Sons of Anarchy Murders
Every so often, a bit part actor flips out, does something heinous, and defines his entire legacy by it. For those of you who have watched Sons of Anarchy, you’ll […]
The Football Progrum-NFL Week 4
This is a side project for the Papa’s Basement crew featuring your humble narrator and Howard. We discuss the highlights of the NFL season’s 4th week, like the Eagles beating […]
The Redskins Will Kill Me–Washington Redskins 24 – Tampa Bay Buccaneers 22
THOUGHTS FROM THE GAME RGIII is the Real Deal–For two decades, the Redskins have lacked a real quarterback. You know, that guy who, when the game hangs in the balance, […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 10-1-12-Katie Holmes, Josh Jackson and Exes
Joshua Jackson revealed last week that his ex-girlfriend Katie Holmes, after her breakup from Tom Cruise, gave him a call to “see how he was doing.” Now, I’m a man […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 9-26-12 The Seahawks-Packers Replacement Ref Debacle
We don’t typically do sports radio on Papa’s Basement, but when we do, 1. It means something pretty nuts happened and 2. We do the ish outta it. We do […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 9-24-12-Asparagus Pee is Battery Acid
Sometimes, in my humble opinion. It’s hard to describe an episode of this radio show. They can cover so much ground. Like this one for example. I think the topics […]
Reviewing Dredd Without Having Seen It
Most of the time, my “Reviewing X Without Having Seen It” articles are a chance to make fun of movies that anyone with a brain realizes will be utter crap. […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 9-20-12-Guess the Food Poisoning
Were you aware that Pepto Bismol turns your poop a tar-black shade? I am now. My ass has behaved like a malfunctioning Slurpee machine for two days after eating a […]
The Redskins Will Kill Me–Washington Redskins 28 – St. Louis Rams 31
Without fail, the arc of a Redskins season follows that of Requiem for a Dream‘s narrative: Things start off okay. Yes, the characters are flawed, but they have a chance. […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 9-17-12-Action Weather Radio!
Up until the final five minutes of the episode, this was a normal episode of Papa’s Basement–brilliant humor, perfect comedic timing, humble show host–you know, the basics. Then, a funny […]
Reviewing Resident Evil: Retribution Without Having Seen It
In the history of movie making, two good horror films have been produced: The Exorcist and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There might be a few others I genuinely respect that […]