Reviewing The Expendables 2 Without Having Seen It
Before I begin, I want to apologize for the lack of writing on the site. Life’s been a pain in the ass lately, and Google took a shit on my […]
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Papa’s Basement Radio Show 8-15-12-Worst Dream Ever
“Never look at anything right before going to sleep” is the lesson to take away from this episode of Papa’s Basement. Because I might have looked at a certain image […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 8-13-12-Papa’s One Special Thing
“Everyone has one thing, you think? I mean everyone’s given one special thing, right?” -Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights On today’s show, I confess to my co-host what my one special […]
Papa’s Basement 8-9-12-I Worked On a Puppet Show
Being self-employed has its perks. One of them is I make my own hours, meaning that I could take half a week to help a friend film a short puppet […]
Reviewing Total Recall Without Having Seen it
My apologies for not getting this “article” out on Friday. Or Monday. Or Tuesday. Between the locksmith business I own and spending a few days working on the set of […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 8-6-12-Parties and Other Antics
It’s rare, but, once in a while, I go out and socialize. Thankfully Friday was one of those evenings I cleaned the cobwebs out of my pussy long enough to […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show-8-2-12-We’re All Gay for Chick-fil-A
Howard and I debate the recent Chick-fil-A fracas (my take can be read here.) Do we swear to never visit the establishment again? Or do we extend the love of […]
Damn You, Chick-fil-A’s Dan Cathy
A few weeks ago, it came to light that Chick-fil-A had donated $2 million to anti-gay groups. This is information I could have gone without hearing, and it’s information that, […]
I’m in Love With Kat Dennings
If you’ve ever listened to my radio show and are stupid (those things have a habit of going hand in hand), you might think I dislike Jewish people. Nothing could […]
Papa’s Basement 7-30-12-Old Celebs My Mom Would *Hug*
Everyone knows that the best shows are the ones where my mom randomly calls in and you can hear the insanity I inherited spoken with in older, female voice. This […]
Reviewing The Watch Without Having Seen It
There’s a moment when you’re about to sleep with an attractive woman that I call “smilerection”–You smile, because banging attractive women is awesome, and you get an erection, because that’s […]
Papa’s Basement 7-26-12-The Dark Knight Rises Review
The mass-shooting in Aurora, CO has led to a bit of “Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?” when discussing The Dark Knight Rises. But being the brave […]
More Unfortunate Fallout From The Dark Knight Rises Shootings
When asked by Adrian why he’s a boxer, Rocky replies, “Because I can’t sing and dance.” Luckily for us, Mr. Balboa was muscular and on a date, because, increasingly, the […]
The IMDb Top 250 List is Complete Garbage
The Dark Knight Rises‘ opening weekend has come and gone and, according to The IMDb, its place in cinema history has been secured as one of the ten greatest movies […]
Papa’s Basement 7-23-12-Why James Holmes Did It
Discussing why James Holmes, aka bat-shit (catch that pun there?) crazy shooter who tore up The Dark Knight Rises might have done what he did. The conclusion we came to: […]