Miss Canada Used to Have a Dong
Vancouver’s Jenna Talackova has been disqualified from the Miss Universe Canada pageant (what the fuck does Miss Universe Canada mean?) after it was discovered she was born a man. Talackova […]
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Mad Men‘s Season Five Premiere Was Last Night
Mad Men returned for its fifth season Sunday after what seemed like a 19 year hiatus, and my tv-rection could not have been bigger. You can’t help but love that […]
Papa’s Basement 3-26-12-Forget The Bible, This Is the Greatest Story Ever Told
Are you familiar with The Crying Game? An early-90s thriller with one of the greatest twists in movie history? Well, this episode is Papa’s Basement’s Crying Game. The story my […]
Reviewing The Hunger Games Without Having Seen It
Unfamiliar with the premise of The Hunger Games? Here’s a paragraph from the movie’s promotional material: In a future where society is on the verge of collapse, massive unemployment and […]
Watch The Killing On Netflix
Click on the photo above to watch The Killing Season 1 on Netflix now. I don’t know how AMC keeps doing it. The network responsible for Mad Men, Breaking Bad […]
Papa’s Basement 3-19-12-DC’s Parking Tickets Are Out of Control
The perception of DC across this land is that it’s a cancerous pit of government waste, content to exist by sucking the blood out of this country’s fine citizens. What […]
Reviewing Jeff, Who Lives At Home Without Having Seen It
Jeff, Who Lives At Home is the other movie I’m turning my attention to today. It’s apparently a comedy. About a guy who lives at home, one would be punctilious […]
Reviewing 21 Jump Street Without Having Seen It
The majority of my movie reviews are overwhelmingly negative. Many would attribute that to me being a pessimist: I believe it’s because most movies are garbage and should refer to […]
My Apathy Toward March Madness Disgusts Me
I pride myself in a certain amount of sports knowledge and fandom, in part because I was a tubby, geeky pud as a kid, and being able to talk sports […]
Live Tweet Spoiling Shane’s Death on The Walking Dead Is the Most Fun I’ve Had All Season
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Papa’s Basement 3-12-12-What Strip Clubs Are Actually Like
There are a lot of myths that women believe regarding just what takes place inside of strip clubs. And, with another Will Papageorgiou birthday, comes another trip to see the […]
Reviewing A Thousand Words Without Having Watched It
I don’t like to talk about Eddie Murphy because I find it extremely depressing. Eddie Murphy was, unequivocally, one of the funniest people who has ever lived. Delirious and Raw […]
Reviewing John Carter Without Having Watched It
Apparently, John Carter is not some piece of fly-by-night shit whipped up by Disney and is actually based upon an old pulp novel character from the turn of the century. […]
The Redskins Must Sign Peyton Manning
The Redskins organization, if it knows what’s good for it, will sign Peyton Manning. It’s a move surrounding by questions: Is Peyton healthy? Are the Redskins ready to contend? Is […]
The Hacked Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn Cell Phone Pics
Over the weekend, photos from the cell phones of Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn, January Jones, Olivia Wilde and Sarah Silverman were circulated online. The photos of those last three don’t […]