Reviewing The Hunger Games Without Having Seen It
Unfamiliar with the premise of The Hunger Games? Here’s a paragraph from the movie’s promotional material: In a future where society is on the verge of collapse, massive unemployment and […]
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Watch The Killing On Netflix
Click on the photo above to watch The Killing Season 1 on Netflix now. I don’t know how AMC keeps doing it. The network responsible for Mad Men, Breaking Bad […]
Papa’s Basement 3-19-12-DC’s Parking Tickets Are Out of Control
The perception of DC across this land is that it’s a cancerous pit of government waste, content to exist by sucking the blood out of this country’s fine citizens. What […]
Reviewing Jeff, Who Lives At Home Without Having Seen It
Jeff, Who Lives At Home is the other movie I’m turning my attention to today. It’s apparently a comedy. About a guy who lives at home, one would be punctilious […]
Reviewing 21 Jump Street Without Having Seen It
The majority of my movie reviews are overwhelmingly negative. Many would attribute that to me being a pessimist: I believe it’s because most movies are garbage and should refer to […]
My Apathy Toward March Madness Disgusts Me
I pride myself in a certain amount of sports knowledge and fandom, in part because I was a tubby, geeky pud as a kid, and being able to talk sports […]
Live Tweet Spoiling Shane’s Death on The Walking Dead Is the Most Fun I’ve Had All Season
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Papa’s Basement 3-12-12-What Strip Clubs Are Actually Like
There are a lot of myths that women believe regarding just what takes place inside of strip clubs. And, with another Will Papageorgiou birthday, comes another trip to see the […]
Reviewing A Thousand Words Without Having Watched It
I don’t like to talk about Eddie Murphy because I find it extremely depressing. Eddie Murphy was, unequivocally, one of the funniest people who has ever lived. Delirious and Raw […]
Reviewing John Carter Without Having Watched It
Apparently, John Carter is not some piece of fly-by-night shit whipped up by Disney and is actually based upon an old pulp novel character from the turn of the century. […]
The Redskins Must Sign Peyton Manning
The Redskins organization, if it knows what’s good for it, will sign Peyton Manning. It’s a move surrounding by questions: Is Peyton healthy? Are the Redskins ready to contend? Is […]
The Hacked Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn Cell Phone Pics
Over the weekend, photos from the cell phones of Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn, January Jones, Olivia Wilde and Sarah Silverman were circulated online. The photos of those last three don’t […]
The Funniest Craigslist Post I’ve Ever Seen (Follow-Up)
Read part one here or none of this will make any sense. A few days ago, I found a Craigslist post in which a man offered to exchange several Wii […]
Papa’s Basement 3-5-12-My Body Is A Temple (Of Tuberculosis)
My health has been even more putrid than usual as of late, with a litany of physical ailments that aren’t getting any better because I’m cheap and my insurance sucks. […]
The Funniest Craigslist Post I’ve Ever Seen
I’m a man of several vices, cheapness and playing more Wii than an entire second grade classroom both being high on the list. The two happily converge in the video […]