I’m Not Gay for Watching True Blood (But You Are)
Twilight. The Vampire Diaries. The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. Team Edward. Team Jacob. Team Coco. If you’re anything like me, you, too, are having a hard time keeping track of […]
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Papa’s Basement 7-3-10-The Battle of Taco Bell
There comes a time in every man’s life when, pushed too far by the tyranny of evil oppression, he must stand and fight back. Nat Turner knew it. David Lee […]
Papa’s Basement 6-26-10-Two Worlds, One Cup
I admit it: I got fully swept up in the whole Team USA World Cup mania because I have a weak, hive mind (and will embrace anything that allows me […]
Stuff My Friends Sell
Dreams come in all shapes and sizes. For example, I have a dream that, one day, the woman pictured above will be my wife because she’s charitable and classy, like […]
Papa’s Basement 6-19-10-Ken Griffey, Jr. is Dead
…Metaphorically speaking. I do like me a catchy headline. We discuss the decline of sports (rigged games, steroids, not enough players’ wives/girlfriends on the sidelines in see-through lingerie) as well […]
Meeting Women Online Used to Be Suicide: Part 2
(Note: Part 1 of this series is located here.) The Baltiwhore The next episode in the “Meeting Women Online Used to Be Suicide” saga takes place in Baltimore, which is […]
Papa’s Basement 6-9-10-I’m Officially a Twitter Junkie
It took a while, but, like Facebook and MySpace before it, Twitter has devoured my life. I bitch about how my favorite new toy was down for most of the […]
Papa’s Basement 6-5-10-My Pal, My Confidant, My Everything
Why do the good always die so young…and so sexy? We mourn the passing of a tier-one piece of ass, Rue McClanahan, aka Blanche Devereaux by recollecting an assortment of […]
Papa’s Basement 5-29-10-Whatchoo Talkin’ Bout, Reaper?
Not a good week for celebs. Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman bought the farm and Haley Williams, singer of Paramore, accidentally Tweeted a picture of her fun sized, Fisher-Price My […]
Papa’s Basement 5-27-10-Sh*t Through a Goose
What’s more depressing than seeing a goose get hit by the car right in front of you, become caught beneath the vehicle and dragged for hundreds of feet then finally […]
More Movie Reviews-MacGruber
My last three articles have been movie reviews. Is watching movies all I do with my life lately? At least Roger Ebert has the excuse that half his jaw has […]
Papa’s Basement 5-22-10-These Pipes…Are Clean!
Overweight prostitutes talking loudly about the foulest acts they’ve recently performed. Latino children coughing up their lungs. College students with panic-stricken faces. Yes, it’s that time again: The yearly trip […]
Iron Man 2-It Doesn’t Suck
Sure, this article is a touch late: Iron Man 2 was released two weeks ago. But what else are you going to watch this weekend? MacGruber? (Actually, I probably am. […]
Papa’s Basement 5-15-10-All Things Rear
A fact learned the hard way when searching for a pic for this week’s episode: You can only go through so many pages of Google’s results for “Coco + ass” […]
Papa’s Basement 5-8-10-Meet the New Meat
Members of the Papa’s Basement cast tend to have a lifespan about as long as that of a Spinal Tap drummer. Hopefully that streak will be broken with our new […]