Papa’s Basement 6-26-10-Two Worlds, One Cup
I admit it: I got fully swept up in the whole Team USA World Cup mania because I have a weak, hive mind (and will embrace anything that allows me […]
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Stuff My Friends Sell
Dreams come in all shapes and sizes. For example, I have a dream that, one day, the woman pictured above will be my wife because she’s charitable and classy, like […]
Papa’s Basement 6-19-10-Ken Griffey, Jr. is Dead
…Metaphorically speaking. I do like me a catchy headline. We discuss the decline of sports (rigged games, steroids, not enough players’ wives/girlfriends on the sidelines in see-through lingerie) as well […]
Meeting Women Online Used to Be Suicide: Part 2
(Note: Part 1 of this series is located here.) The Baltiwhore The next episode in the “Meeting Women Online Used to Be Suicide” saga takes place in Baltimore, which is […]
Papa’s Basement 6-9-10-I’m Officially a Twitter Junkie
It took a while, but, like Facebook and MySpace before it, Twitter has devoured my life. I bitch about how my favorite new toy was down for most of the […]
Papa’s Basement 6-5-10-My Pal, My Confidant, My Everything
Why do the good always die so young…and so sexy? We mourn the passing of a tier-one piece of ass, Rue McClanahan, aka Blanche Devereaux by recollecting an assortment of […]
Papa’s Basement 5-29-10-Whatchoo Talkin’ Bout, Reaper?
Not a good week for celebs. Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman bought the farm and Haley Williams, singer of Paramore, accidentally Tweeted a picture of her fun sized, Fisher-Price My […]
Papa’s Basement 5-27-10-Sh*t Through a Goose
What’s more depressing than seeing a goose get hit by the car right in front of you, become caught beneath the vehicle and dragged for hundreds of feet then finally […]
More Movie Reviews-MacGruber
My last three articles have been movie reviews. Is watching movies all I do with my life lately? At least Roger Ebert has the excuse that half his jaw has […]
Papa’s Basement 5-22-10-These Pipes…Are Clean!
Overweight prostitutes talking loudly about the foulest acts they’ve recently performed. Latino children coughing up their lungs. College students with panic-stricken faces. Yes, it’s that time again: The yearly trip […]
Iron Man 2-It Doesn’t Suck
Sure, this article is a touch late: Iron Man 2 was released two weeks ago. But what else are you going to watch this weekend? MacGruber? (Actually, I probably am. […]
Papa’s Basement 5-15-10-All Things Rear
A fact learned the hard way when searching for a pic for this week’s episode: You can only go through so many pages of Google’s results for “Coco + ass” […]
Papa’s Basement 5-8-10-Meet the New Meat
Members of the Papa’s Basement cast tend to have a lifespan about as long as that of a Spinal Tap drummer. Hopefully that streak will be broken with our new […]
Heat-The Best Movie Ever
There are a few movies that I will watch every single time I catch them on tv: The first two Godfather films. Goodfellas. Scarface. (Though I always turn it off […]
Papa’s Basement 4-24-10-Vegetable of Love
The gang delights in the “tragic” brain hemorrhage of Bret Michaels, discusses possible replacements for his VH1 show (Chuck-D in D of Love anyone?) and debates which other reality stars […]