The High School Reunion – Part Two (The Ugly)
“So, how do I look?” “Well,” she paused, taking stock of the man standing before her, “you look chubby.” And, with those encouraging words, I was off to my 10-year […]
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The High School Reunion – Part One (The Good & The Bad)
My 10-year high school reunion will take place today, and I’ll more than likely be going. The reaction from most of my friends that didn’t attend high school with me […]
Papa’s Basement 9-26-09 – France, Health Care and Megan Fox
Former expatriate and friend of the show Richard regales the audience with tales of his stay in France and his tragic lack of romantic exploits while overseas. Meanwhile, John (yours […]
Sights from the Frederick Fair
Last weekend, after finishing my radio show (the fantastic Papa’s Basement that you can find mp3s of on this very site, cough cough) I decided to take my mom to […]
Papa’s Basement 9-19-09 ft. Veronica
John roid-rages his way through an hour-long geyser of hatred, the targets of which include Megan Fox, Patrick Swayze and another radio show on the station he broadcasts from. There’s […]
R.I.P. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Last night after a brutal day of eight hours of radio (actual time on air: 0 minutes. I rule) followed by three hours of locksmithing (as an aside, the house […]
Papa’s Basement 8-22-09 ft. Will, Veronica, Matt
John talks about his newest passion – Netflix – and, specifically, watching every episode of “The Office” he can get his hands on. He also attempts to get dating advice, […]
The Intercourse Papers – Ashley
For those of you unfamiliar with my series known as “The Intercourse Papers,” it consists of me putting up a few pictures of a girl I’d like to sleep with […]
Papa’s Basement 8-8-09 ft. Will
The works of John Hughes are meditated upon, as well as a review of the Paul McCartney show at FedEx Stadium. Then, the weighty issues that burden every generation were […]
Papa’s Basement 8-1-09 ft. Will, Veronica
The gang discusses the Mike Vick situation and Veronica lets John and Will know exactly what disgusting scum she believes they are. Or is that a joke? Listen to find […]
Papa’s Basement 7-25-09 ft. Will, Shane
John laments the demise of radio giant WJFK and, perhaps with it, his radio career. But in a funny way. I swear. Papa’s Basement 7-25-09 ft. Will, Shane
Papa’s Basement 6-13-09 ft. Veronica, Matt
John has on two friends in an attempt (that they were not aware of) to get them to hook up. Find out how it all turned out! Papa’s Basement 6-13-09 […]
Travis Bickle: Part 2
When last we left off, our plucky protagonist had just been scarred for life by a parent-teacher conference that featured him confessing to his teacher his non-stop pornographic fantasies in […]
Travis Bickle: Part 1
For as long as I can remember, I never got girls. They were something you stared at, but not something you talked to or interacted with. It might tie into […]
Putitas
I was out performing my locksmith duties yesterday which, thankfully, consisted mostly of changing the locks on foreclosed homes, barring their families from ever reentering the premises. What can I […]