Papa’s Basement 10-24-09 – Ice Skating Bears and Bottom Barrel Bitches
Veronica talks about sex toy parties, which drives a really creepy caller to phone in and put the moves on her. John and Joel get into the Steve Phillips story […]
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Love and Marriage
Well, it’s happened. Someone in my immediate circle has found the Peggy Bundy to his Al. My good friends Gerry Perez and Karly Davis are tying the knot. So why […]
I Love Stereotypes
Guess the ethnicity of John’s neighbor. The first person to post the correct answer in the comments section wins a prize.* *The prize is a valuable lesson that we’re all […]
Papa’s Basement 10-17-09 – I’m a Social Retard and Veronica’s Birthday
It’s my co-host Veronica’s birthday, so I give her the gift of a story about me going out on the town and displaying my usual charm. Is there a sarcasm […]
The Classymobile
I saw this beauty on my way home from a lunch date at Guapo’s with my girlfriend Richard Harmon. (On an unrelated note, is it crack or heroin that they […]
Papa’s Basement 10-10-09 – High School Reunions and Epic Fails
Whatever could ruin the afterglow of a great time at my high school reunion? As it turns out, God has a sense of humor, that omnipotent prick. Listen and cry […]
My Mom in Front of a Boeing 777 Engine
My favorite proofreader (and she who birthed me) stands in front of a massive jet engine and my first thought wasn’t something about the pilot accidentally firing up that puppy […]
The High School Reunion – Part Two (The Ugly)
“So, how do I look?” “Well,” she paused, taking stock of the man standing before her, “you look chubby.” And, with those encouraging words, I was off to my 10-year […]
The High School Reunion – Part One (The Good & The Bad)
My 10-year high school reunion will take place today, and I’ll more than likely be going. The reaction from most of my friends that didn’t attend high school with me […]
Papa’s Basement 9-26-09 – France, Health Care and Megan Fox
Former expatriate and friend of the show Richard regales the audience with tales of his stay in France and his tragic lack of romantic exploits while overseas. Meanwhile, John (yours […]
Sights from the Frederick Fair
Last weekend, after finishing my radio show (the fantastic Papa’s Basement that you can find mp3s of on this very site, cough cough) I decided to take my mom to […]
Papa’s Basement 9-19-09 ft. Veronica
John roid-rages his way through an hour-long geyser of hatred, the targets of which include Megan Fox, Patrick Swayze and another radio show on the station he broadcasts from. There’s […]
R.I.P. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Last night after a brutal day of eight hours of radio (actual time on air: 0 minutes. I rule) followed by three hours of locksmithing (as an aside, the house […]
Papa’s Basement 8-22-09 ft. Will, Veronica, Matt
John talks about his newest passion – Netflix – and, specifically, watching every episode of “The Office” he can get his hands on. He also attempts to get dating advice, […]