Papa’s Basement 8-8-09 ft. Will
The works of John Hughes are meditated upon, as well as a review of the Paul McCartney show at FedEx Stadium. Then, the weighty issues that burden every generation were […]
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Papa’s Basement 8-1-09 ft. Will, Veronica
The gang discusses the Mike Vick situation and Veronica lets John and Will know exactly what disgusting scum she believes they are. Or is that a joke? Listen to find […]
Papa’s Basement 7-25-09 ft. Will, Shane
John laments the demise of radio giant WJFK and, perhaps with it, his radio career. But in a funny way. I swear. Papa’s Basement 7-25-09 ft. Will, Shane
Papa’s Basement 6-13-09 ft. Veronica, Matt
John has on two friends in an attempt (that they were not aware of) to get them to hook up. Find out how it all turned out! Papa’s Basement 6-13-09 […]
Travis Bickle: Part 2
When last we left off, our plucky protagonist had just been scarred for life by a parent-teacher conference that featured him confessing to his teacher his non-stop pornographic fantasies in […]
Travis Bickle: Part 1
For as long as I can remember, I never got girls. They were something you stared at, but not something you talked to or interacted with. It might tie into […]
Putitas
I was out performing my locksmith duties yesterday which, thankfully, consisted mostly of changing the locks on foreclosed homes, barring their families from ever reentering the premises. What can I […]
Review-Terminator:Salvation
I’m going to make this one short and sweet, a courtesy this piece of cinematic shit didn’t see fit to extend to its audience. Let me state, unequivocally, that I […]
Papa’s Basement 5-30-09 ft. Will
Wow, I still have a show, apparently! The boys discuss John & Kate Plus 8 (plus Kate’s titanic clown car of a vagina), the American Idol finale and John wisely […]
Picking Up Hitchhikers
Hey, the title doesn’t always have to be effin Wordsworth…while driving home at 3 in the morning in downtown DC, I picked up some hitchhikers. Merrily singing along to my […]
Papageorge Eee Ooh, Real American Hero
The other day I was driving out of my neighborhood for a fast food breakfast (the only means of maintaining as stunning a physique such as mine). I awoke after […]
Why I Am Biff Loman
By next time this week, I’ll have moved back in to my mom’s house. That is punch line enough; no need to gild the lily. So let’s go over what […]
Why I Make Bitches Drop Their Britches
It’s t-minus seven hours until I watch the new Star Trek, and I have to confess, I’m pretty pumped. Is it cause I’m going to see it on a man-date […]
The Best Song Ever (Or “Why I Belong in the Freddie Mercury Moustache Club”)
Let’s cut to the shit: the best song ever, without debate, is Keri Hilson’s “Knock You Down.” If you want an idea of my taste in music, the best song […]
Why Hitler Better Clear a Bunk for Me
Though the obviously vast amounts of effort and money put into this page would make it appear that I make my fortune as a successful radio entertainer, witty blogger and […]