Sights from the Frederick Fair
Last weekend, after finishing my radio show (the fantastic Papa’s Basement that you can find mp3s of on this very site, cough cough) I decided to take my mom to […]
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Papa’s Basement 9-19-09 ft. Veronica
John roid-rages his way through an hour-long geyser of hatred, the targets of which include Megan Fox, Patrick Swayze and another radio show on the station he broadcasts from. There’s […]
R.I.P. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Last night after a brutal day of eight hours of radio (actual time on air: 0 minutes. I rule) followed by three hours of locksmithing (as an aside, the house […]
Papa’s Basement 8-22-09 ft. Will, Veronica, Matt
John talks about his newest passion – Netflix – and, specifically, watching every episode of “The Office” he can get his hands on. He also attempts to get dating advice, […]
The Intercourse Papers – Ashley
For those of you unfamiliar with my series known as “The Intercourse Papers,” it consists of me putting up a few pictures of a girl I’d like to sleep with […]
Papa’s Basement 8-8-09 ft. Will
The works of John Hughes are meditated upon, as well as a review of the Paul McCartney show at FedEx Stadium. Then, the weighty issues that burden every generation were […]
Papa’s Basement 8-1-09 ft. Will, Veronica
The gang discusses the Mike Vick situation and Veronica lets John and Will know exactly what disgusting scum she believes they are. Or is that a joke? Listen to find […]
Papa’s Basement 7-25-09 ft. Will, Shane
John laments the demise of radio giant WJFK and, perhaps with it, his radio career. But in a funny way. I swear. Papa’s Basement 7-25-09 ft. Will, Shane
Papa’s Basement 6-13-09 ft. Veronica, Matt
John has on two friends in an attempt (that they were not aware of) to get them to hook up. Find out how it all turned out! Papa’s Basement 6-13-09 […]
Travis Bickle: Part 2
When last we left off, our plucky protagonist had just been scarred for life by a parent-teacher conference that featured him confessing to his teacher his non-stop pornographic fantasies in […]
Travis Bickle: Part 1
For as long as I can remember, I never got girls. They were something you stared at, but not something you talked to or interacted with. It might tie into […]
Putitas
I was out performing my locksmith duties yesterday which, thankfully, consisted mostly of changing the locks on foreclosed homes, barring their families from ever reentering the premises. What can I […]
Review-Terminator:Salvation
I’m going to make this one short and sweet, a courtesy this piece of cinematic shit didn’t see fit to extend to its audience. Let me state, unequivocally, that I […]
Papa’s Basement 5-30-09 ft. Will
Wow, I still have a show, apparently! The boys discuss John & Kate Plus 8 (plus Kate’s titanic clown car of a vagina), the American Idol finale and John wisely […]
Picking Up Hitchhikers
Hey, the title doesn’t always have to be effin Wordsworth…while driving home at 3 in the morning in downtown DC, I picked up some hitchhikers. Merrily singing along to my […]