Papageorge Eee Ooh, Real American Hero
The other day I was driving out of my neighborhood for a fast food breakfast (the only means of maintaining as stunning a physique such as mine). I awoke after […]
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Why I Am Biff Loman
By next time this week, I’ll have moved back in to my mom’s house. That is punch line enough; no need to gild the lily. So let’s go over what […]
Why I Make Bitches Drop Their Britches
It’s t-minus seven hours until I watch the new Star Trek, and I have to confess, I’m pretty pumped. Is it cause I’m going to see it on a man-date […]
The Best Song Ever (Or “Why I Belong in the Freddie Mercury Moustache Club”)
Let’s cut to the shit: the best song ever, without debate, is Keri Hilson’s “Knock You Down.” If you want an idea of my taste in music, the best song […]
Why Hitler Better Clear a Bunk for Me
Though the obviously vast amounts of effort and money put into this page would make it appear that I make my fortune as a successful radio entertainer, witty blogger and […]
Papa’s Basement Shows Jan-Feb
After shaking off a general malaise, here are the shows for the year thus far. If you hear the “warp whistle” sound, it means the CD player at WEBR crapped […]
Papa’s Basement 1-3-09 ft. Shane
The first show of the new year features a caller who is 1. insightful 2. listens semi-regularly and 3. isn’t related to me. I’ll be damned. Papa’s Basement 1-3-09 ft. […]
Papa’s Basement 12-20-08 ft. Shane
The last show of the year, spent in the warm embrace of Mr. Shane. Papa’s Basement 12-20-08 ft. Shane
Papa’s Basement 12-13-08 ft. Shane
Now it’s John’s turn to rant! A discussion of House, MD veers into self-loathing land and ends in a three car pile-up of “I’m a fatass,” “I’ll never achieve anything” […]
Papa’s Basement 11-29-08 ft. Shane
Shane vents his inner demons (hint: a woman’s involved!) and John shakes off a hangover and mild delirium tremens to bring you this gem. Papa’s Basement 11-29-08 ft. Shane
Papa’s Basement 11-28-08 ft. Adam, Carmen, Gerry, Howard
In the great tradition of drunk shows, I get my friends together and get mashed in the studio and record the whole affair. Papa’s Basement 11-28-08 ft. Adam, Carmen, Gerry, […]
Papa’s Basement 11-15-08 ft. Will
Enjoying what may be one of the last late night sessions in the WDMV studios. Papa’s Basement 11-15-08 ft. Will
The Intercourse Papers – Gina Carano
Much as my lust for various amateur porn/cam girls would suggest, when it comes to celebs I would like to roto root, my taste is equally eclectic. Carie Underwood? Eh, […]
The Intercourse Papers – Death Candy
I figured I would write about all the offbeat women to which I beat off because, like most of the arts (for the purposes of these articles, sucking cock will […]
Papa’s Basement 11-8-08 ft. Tony
It’s been a long time / I shouldn’t have left you / Without a dope show… you know how it goes. The boys are back in town discussing shitty radio […]