Papa’s Basement 10-14-10-California
Kira and I talk about our simultaneous trips to California. Yep, that’s it. Not every one of these descriptions has to be witty, goddammit. Papa’s Basement 10-14-10 (Left-click this link […]
Inspired by the article “10 Of The Grossest Stories You’ll Ever Read” on jezebel.com earlier this week, the gang takes calls from listeners who wish to share their grossest stories. Not content with that, we then share our grossest stories. And leave it to my co-host to hit this one out of the park. What I heard in studio will haunt me till my dying day.
Papa’s Basement 10-18-10 (Left-click this link to listen to this file immediately. To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)
T-bags on October 20, 2010
I just gotta post some of these. Tracy Morgan:
“People are socially challenged. Like women. Especially women. This is confrontational, this shit I’m about to do. You all go to the club, y’all make men feel like fucking shit. Dancing with each other, standing right there — come on! Cut that shit out! They’re not lesbians, so cut the shit out! You’re wasting everybody’s time! I’m not into girl-on-girl action. I’m into two girls and a cup! That’s my shit. I wonder what that call was like. They probably put an ad in Tulsa. Called two girls from Connecticut: ‘Hey what you doing, Sally?’ ‘Nothing.’ ‘You wanna come eat this bucket of shit? I’ll give you two bucks.’ That’s freaky.”
“I like to go to the supermarket and watch grown women shop for cucumbers. Stand right behind them beating my dick — ‘Pick that big green one!’ This is too much, right? You wanted it, motherfuckers, now you got it.”
“Any gay guys in here? I’m friends with all kinds, I’m friends with all kinds. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke. I’m making fun of everybody. White people, black people … . I want everybody in here … It’s liberating. Y’all want to say it on three? One, two, three. [Silence.] You gotta free, come on! It’s 2011, goddammit.”