Papa's Basement 5-16-11-When Did I Become an Old Twat About Drinking?

Bradley_Cooper_Hangover — Really? This was a poster for the film? Was it only hung in bathhouses? The arms don't even look like they belong to Bradley Cooper, but a guy he's 69ing off-camera who let him come up for air for a split second to snap the photo before slamming Brad's mouth back down on his business. Science could perform tests on this image for 100 years and walk away confirming that there's absolutely no way to make it more homoerotic.

I was a groomsman for the first (and, given how infrequently my friends get laid, probably last) time in my life last weekend, and even I, who was awesome enough to be drinking heavily by middle school, was shocked at the amount of liquor being put down by the wedding party. Hear all about the drunken fallout and what laws we possibly broke. (The wedding reception was hosted in the same hotel as a senior prom. I don’t think I have to connect the dots for you.)

Papa’s Basement 5-16-11 (Left-click this link to listen to this episode immediately. To download this episode, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)