Before the Internet, there was beating off to late night HBO and Cinemax. It was a craft fraught with peril, ranging from parents walking in on you to pets attacking your genitals to not cumming before the nudity ended and being forced to ejaculate to a non-sexual scene. Here are some of my greatest talkes from that bygone, innocent age.
Papa’s Basement 6-4-12 (iTunes users, please rate and subscribe to Papa’s Basement by clicking here. Left-click the episode title or press the “play” button at the bottom of the post to listen immediately. To download this episode, right-click the episode title and select “Save Link/Target As.” )
Another summer weekend, another piece of unnecessary cinematic shit we’re supposed to care about. This week’s offering is Snow White and the Huntsman, which features Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart and […]
Heezy on June 4, 2012
LoL we’re so fucking OLD