The Miami Heat Win the 2012 NBA Championship
Congrats to the Miami Heat and especially LeBron James for victory last night in the 2012 NBA Championships. With this monkey off his back, I hope LeBron can accomplish the […]
Some words just don’t belong together. “Tuna” and “ice cream”. “Cornerback” and “white”. “Grandmother” and “blowjob”. Add “Abraham Lincoln” and “vampire hunter” to that list. Mark my words when I say that Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is going to be an unwatchable piece of campy shit. Not fun campy shit, like Bubba Ho-Tep or Pink Flamingos, either. It’s straight-up shit, like Seed of Chucky. How do I know this without having seen the film? I’d get into that in depth, but I have work to do, so believe me when I say sometimes a woman’s got to trust her intuition. Later, boners.
Dimley on June 24, 2012
I’m still hoping for that Bubba Ho-Tep sequel some day. Unless that was just a gag at the end?