The missus and I go on a trip to Philadelphia to eat the city’s best sandwiches because I’m a slob and I can Google a picture of the Rocky statue without having to climb the god-dang steps. I also wonder if Wes Anderson’s newest film is exactly like every one […]
The future is really bleak. I’m not just saying that as a pessimist, either. Think about it: Technology is taking jobs by the day and the world’s population is growing exponentially. Something’s going to give. Apparently, Bill Gates and I are on the same page, which is terrifying, because he […]
A North Carolina boy was barred from wearing his My Little Pony backpack to school because the facility readily admitted it wouldn’t be able to control the abuse aimed his way. Should they be able to do that? Or should a kid be able to freely walk the halls in […]
Welcome to the NoFap movement–where porn and taking care of business are verboten. I discuss my experiences with it and just how blue my balls are currently, as well as the Malaysian flight MH 370 that, as of the airing of this episode, is still missing and how Facebook is […]
Some in the trans community are offended by Jared Leto’s performance in Dallas Buyers Club as the transgendered Rayon. Hear why and if their complaints have merit. I swear, I handle it with as much delicacy as it deserves. Click here to listen to this episode or press the play […]
Our first recording on my new home audio equipment (please, please tell me how the audio quality is before it’s too late to take this crap back is a real cluster f. We talk hoarding, my mom almost being married off after her first divorce like an Indian and Allison’s […]
I’ve seen Girls. Every last episode, actually. My girlfriend is a fan and it’s one of those things that, when watched with a woman, isn’t as bad as you think it’ll be, much like Bridesmaids or a video on how to hand express breast milk. The one thing I and […]
How was foot binding ever sexy? How are open mic nights as consistently bad as they are? And what did Howard eat to fart up the studio so badly? Click and learn, kids. Click and learn. Click here to listen to this episode or press the play button at the […]
I work a job that involves a lot of time spent in malls. A lot. I can tell you all the types of shoppers: The listless teen. The foreign guy jabbering into a headset. And I can tell you my least favorite of them all: The pleasant-yet-annoying-by-virtue-of-the-fact-she’s-shopping-at-2pm-with-nothing-better-to-do pretty blonde. That […]