Papa’s Basement 4-25-12-Metta World Peace Goes Oops Upside Your Head
There was a lot more to this episode than Metta World Peace throwing bows. And yet, as I write this summary, I can remember none of it. Plus, Ron Artest […]
Barring something truly shocking, the Redskins will select Baylor’s Robert Griffin III with the second overall pick in the 2012 NFL Draft to be the first franchise quarterback the team has seen since Girl-Legs McProstate. My excitement regarding the move is tempered by the fact that rookies, no matter how sure a bet, are still a crapshoot and that the Redskins traded everything short of an inch from their collective penises for the draft pick. Also, I’m hearing a lot of comparisons of RGIII to Michael Vick. Why does every black quarterback have to be compared to Michael Vick? Maybe the young man wants to be compared to Steve Young. Or Jean-Paul Sartre. Who are we to box him in based solely on the color of his skin? Free your mind. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to eat some chink food cooked by a bunch of spics.
reallyprofound on April 26, 2012
Hey, the last black quarterback we had won us the Superbowl. The last black quarterback who finished a season for us, I mean. A strike-shortened season. Point made, I think you’ll agree.
Heezy on May 5, 2012
How many blind sandwich makers do I have to fuck to get one of those?