Papa’s Basement Radio Show 10-11-12-Thick Versus Fat
It’s come to my attention recently that a few of my friends (this may be one of them) are into fat chicks. Not thick, but fat. Which is weird to […]
Billy Cundiff Must Be Released (Update: He Has Been!)–The entire feel of the game on Sunday changed when the Redskins, who had been sticking it to the Atlanta Falcons up until this point, missed a 31-yard field goal. Why did they miss that field goal? Because Billy Cundiff is shook, son! At this point, the guy couldn’t hit Tina Turner’s face with Ike’s fist.
Do you know what a gimme a 31-yard field goal should be for an NFL kicker? It’s like asking me to eat a sandwich, look at porn and then nap all afternoon. In other words, it’s handled before the words finish coming out of your mouth. I’m not sure what it sounded like when Mike Shanahan fired Cundiff, but I hope it went down like this.
RGIII Cannot Afford to Take More Hits–Remember what I said about the tenor of the game changing when Billy Cundiff botched his kick like the impotent cuckold that he is? That was nothing compared to RGIII leaving with what was later called a “mild concussion.” I dunno what a mild concussion is. I thought they were all bad. Maybe it wasn’t too severe because the second half of the impact involved Robert’s helmet bouncing off the defender’s ass.
In RGIII’s absence, his replacement, Kirk Cousins, let the world see what playing behind the Redskins’ weakfail offensive line is like for anyone lacking a black man’s ninja-like reflexes. I think he was sacked 14 times on 12 plays. Sad stuff.
I Love Ryan Kerrigan–The only thing the Redskins defense still has going for it is Ryan Kerrigan, who looks like his Rivals.com photo was taken when he was eight. Remember what I said about black dudes and their magical reflexes? Well, Ryan has them to a crazy extent. If I were his dad, I’d demand a DNA test just to be safe.
I Hate Pierre Garcon–What’s wrong with this guy’s hands? Is he taking lessons at the Terrell Owens School of Receiving? He looks like a special needs kid doing an impression of an alligator with his arms every time he has to reach for a pass. The next time he misses a ball, I want this blasting over the PA system.
David on October 12, 2012
At the end of the day, after a beating like this, you look for some sort of positive thing to hold on to. The fact that Caucasian Ryan Kerrigan can make plays like a black guy gives all honkies hope.