I don’t like to speak ill of the dead (unless it will get me web traffic), but the fuss over the death of Whitney Houston has left me puzzled. Yes, “I Will Always Love You” is as much a secret shame of mine as the next heterosexual male, but let’s […]
In case you’re anything like me and the thought of going out to socialize during the weekend disgusts you, here are some great time-wasters you can punch up via Netflix. Videodrome-A movie whose wiki I had to read five times to understand, it’s worth viewing because James Woods spends the […]
I was never a huge fan of The Walking Dead or the zombie genre in general. Still, because God forbid I sound ignorant when it comes to television (though being a moron with regard to politics, religion and everything else is fine) I sat through Season 1 on Netflix. Much […]
For those of you unaware of Jeremy Lin (perhaps you’re a pseudo-intellectual dandy who fancies himself above sports or a woman attractive enough to not have to pretend to care about them), he’s been the talk of the NBA for the past two weeks. And you can cite a variety […]
Here to make the woman you spent your Valentine’s Day dollars on look like dog shit by comparison is Kate Upton, who will be on the cover of 2012’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. On more than one occasion I’ve heard female friends of mine say things like, “John, I didn’t […]
In the pantheon of holidays, Valentine’s Day is at the bottom of my list. Not because I feel alone or unloved or any of those other emotions for women. It’s the general principle of the day. Think of Christmas, a holiday that is beloved by all of us who are […]
Before last night, I was blissfully unaware of both Justin Vernon and his band, Bon Iver. Had you asked me what a “Bon Iver” was, I would have assumed some some sex act from the pages of Urban Dictionary involving feces, semen and the face of an unwilling female participant. […]
The Grammys are an irrelevant platform for old white people to tell other old white people what “hip” music they should be listening to. There was a time when that bugged me, but I’ve reached a curmudgeony place in my own life where I delight in my ignorance of anything […]
Whitney Houston died Saturday night. Though no official cause has been named yet, it was drugs. The sad thing about Whitney is that she spent the second half of her career taking a runny crackhead shit on the first half. If you’re an artist that gets hooked on drugs, everyone […]
