Goodfellas is one of the greatest movies ever made. If you disagree, go fondle your clit. So I was disappointed to hear today that the man who the movie was based upon, Henry Hill, died. We give the half-guinea half-Irish bastard a proper sendoff, complete with a painful amount of […]
Taco Bell is the LEGO of fast food: It has six different “bricks” – meat, cheese, tortillas, beans, taco shells and sour cream – which it regularly mashes into different combinations, then declares “Hey, we made a new product!” Usually, it’s a success. After all, those are pretty tasty bricks. […]
Since news broke of naked photos of Snooki leaking online a few days ago, Googling “Snooki nude pictures” has become the new masturbating in middle school – everyone’s doing it, yet no one will admit they are. (And by that I mean masturbating while attending middle school. Not breaking into […]
I don’t know much about Veronica. She could be a Russian double-agent or have herpes. Maybe both (Russian women are all whores). What I do know, though, is that she’s a real girly-girl. Meaning that her new guy taking her to see Prometheus is going to be a bust. Listen […]
It’s a rarity when I write one of these movie reviews rooting for the film to be good. Mainly because it’s funny to mock a piece of crappy work and I like looking down at people interested in fare I deem stupid in order to feel better about myself. But […]
It’s the trailer for Quentin Tarantino’s new movie, the western Django Unchained. Given he directed it, I bet we learn during the course of the movie that every cowboy was obsessed with womens’ feet. Also, that President Rutherford B. Hayes looked a lot like Uma Thurman (so much so that […]
If you’re not a regular listener to the show, you have no idea who Veronica is, much less why we’re happy she’s returned. It would be like being told “Shut the fuck up, Donny!” without having seen The Big Lebowski first – you’d have no frame of reference. But, if […]
In a twist that blindsided me yet every woman apparently saw coming a mile away because they’re empathetic creatures swimming in hormones and menstrual blood, Lane Pryce offed himself in this week’s episode of Mad Men (click here to view the episode online via Amazon). I feel bad for Jared […]
