Before the Internet, there was beating off to late night HBO and Cinemax. It was a craft fraught with peril, ranging from parents walking in on you to pets attacking your genitals to not cumming before the nudity ended and being forced to ejaculate to a non-sexual scene. Here are […]
Another summer weekend, another piece of unnecessary cinematic shit we’re supposed to care about. This week’s offering is Snow White and the Huntsman, which features Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart and Thor. Why was it made? I’m not sure. I haven’t seen Disney’s Snow White in 25 years because I don’t […]
I’m not ashamed to admit this segment made me laugh, but part of me thinks I should be. Show host Greg “Opie” Hughes asks producer Sam Roberts what sort of disaster it would take for him to cancel his pending wedding. Co-hosts Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton come up with […]
