“Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.” -Red Redding, The Shawshank Redemption Another year, another series of articles from me summarizing each Redskins game. I can’t help it. I was born in DC. The first object to ever hang […]
Once in a while, a comedy makes you laugh so hard that your first reaction after finishing it is to grab your friends, sit them down, and force them to watch along for multiple viewings like it’s a propaganda film. Office Space is one of those movies. Idiocracy, too. The […]
The Words looks like the biggest movie coming out today, so I’ll write about it. (They really don’t like putting any movies with a budget up against the NFL’s opening weekend, do they?) It’s a movie about a book, a concept I’ll never understand. You don’t make a car about […]
I talk about having to put down my cat over the weekend. Somehow, I find the humor in that. No, really, I mean it. And, yet, it should be noted that, in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life–we welcome longtime friend […]
On this site, I tend to leave the workings of my day-to-day life rather ambiguous. It’s not because I’m afraid any of you will take the time to learn my schedule then murder me and wear my skin like a jumpsuit–I’m not vain enough to nurture such a conceit (though […]
(That question mark in the episode title covers my ass legally. I think.) A woman by the name of Kayla Goldberg is taking former Kardashian by marriage Kris Humphries to court, alleging he gave her herpes. Why do I care? Well, other than the fact I went up in Kayla’s […]
