In spite of all the self-deprecation, this radio show actually has some listeners. In fact, one of the longest-running of them, Reallyprofound (that handsome devil on the left), who hails from America’s hat, took the time to swing by the studio with his girlfriend and say hello. It made me […]
“Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.” -Red Redding, The Shawshank Redemption Another year, another series of articles from me summarizing each Redskins game. I can’t help it. I was born in DC. The first object to ever hang […]
Once in a while, a comedy makes you laugh so hard that your first reaction after finishing it is to grab your friends, sit them down, and force them to watch along for multiple viewings like it’s a propaganda film. Office Space is one of those movies. Idiocracy, too. The […]
The Words looks like the biggest movie coming out today, so I’ll write about it. (They really don’t like putting any movies with a budget up against the NFL’s opening weekend, do they?) It’s a movie about a book, a concept I’ll never understand. You don’t make a car about […]
I talk about having to put down my cat over the weekend. Somehow, I find the humor in that. No, really, I mean it. And, yet, it should be noted that, in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life–we welcome longtime friend […]
On this site, I tend to leave the workings of my day-to-day life rather ambiguous. It’s not because I’m afraid any of you will take the time to learn my schedule then murder me and wear my skin like a jumpsuit–I’m not vain enough to nurture such a conceit (though […]
(That question mark in the episode title covers my ass legally. I think.) A woman by the name of Kayla Goldberg is taking former Kardashian by marriage Kris Humphries to court, alleging he gave her herpes. Why do I care? Well, other than the fact I went up in Kayla’s […]
Most of the time, when I do my “Reviewing X Without Having Seen It” reviews, I actually have some idea of what the movie is about. Lawless is not one of those times. So I did all the research I needed to in order to write this piece and looked […]
I don’t normally make two click demands before an article has even started, but please go here for the proper mood music to read this by. Yesterday, in a move that had been anticipated for a while yet still came as a shock, the Redskins announced they were parting ways […]