The Michael Jackson Experience
I wonder how many skeeved-out emails it took before he clarified that The Michael Jackson Experience was a game and not a slang term for a light-skinned thumb being mashed up your pooper.
I wonder how many skeeved-out emails it took before he clarified that The Michael Jackson Experience was a game and not a slang term for a light-skinned thumb being mashed up your pooper.
I didn’t write anything for Papa’s Basement today because Reddit, the site responsible for 90% of my traffic, shut its doors in protest of SOPA and Protect IP. What are SOPA and Protect IP? I don’t really know. Bills up for debate, I believe. Click here (give the video a […]
So, just how did I spend my Friday night? I’m an erudite man. A fan of the finer things in life. Which means, when I got a chance to watch midget wrestling with some old friends, how could I say no? The event was life-altering. Find out why…aside from the […]
After a few years of running this website, I’d like to think that I understand a thing or two about how traffic on the Internet works. For example, pages like mine exist solely to entertain people while they’re at work and, the instant you guys are home, my numbers plummet […]
Got this in the mail today. I wonder if they make a version for gynecologists.
There was a marked lack of strife in the Papageorgiou household during Christmas this year, which is odd, because we are a bunch of excitable Greek savages who scream for sport and, during the holidays, even icy-hearted WASPs manage to lock their flaxen horns whilst sipping their scotch or whatever […]
To even a casual fan of this site, it’s obvious that my middle name is “classy.” So it might come as a shock when I tell you this, but I’d go balls-deep in JWoww any day of the week, with or without a condom. Which is a good thing, because […]
Note: You can click any of the song titles to download the .mp3 directly via Amazon. Because me shilling like a Jew when writing about Christmas songs is deliciously ironic. 5. Bing Crosby-“White Christmas“ I’m a huge fan of Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas” because I can’t remember a Christmas without […]
Yankees fan or not, the fact that Derek Jeter dumped Minka Kelly, one of the most beautiful women on the planet, to pursue more strange in the twilight of his career, is a triumph for all men. That he kicks out said strange after one night and sends them home […]