True Grit-Most movie remakes are anathema to the original, but True Grit benefits from two facts: 1. John Wayne’s version of the movie came out in 1474 or some equally far-off time, which makes it look horribly dated and 2. Jeff Bridges is awesome, a trend that continues with this […]
For as long as AMC continues to subject viewers to the schlock that is The Walking Dead‘s second season, I’ll continue to subject readers to my equally dreadful episode recaps. And the news from the latest TWD, “18 Miles Out” is that the show is not only as unfocused and […]
Goodfellas didn’t win Best Picture. That fact sits atop my “never forget” list, along with the Japanese bombing Pearl Harbor and that time my penis was farted on by a drunk girl. Nerd Mode: Engaged. Last night at the 84th annual Academy Awards, The Artist walked away with Best Picture. […]
A few hours after writing about Jennifer Aniston and her killer panda thumb nipples, I happened upon this video of her appearance on Conan last night. The miracle of it is that she’s wearing a bra that’s more padded than a high school athlete’s GPA, yet she still manages to […]
This weekend looks like it has three new pieces of disappointing shit opening. Oops, did I let the cat out of the bag already? Act of Valor I’m not going to assume that your mother drank during pregnancy if you’re excited to see this film, but if you are, and […]
A little birdie told me that this week’s episode of The Walking Dead wasn’t as horrible as the rest of Season 2 has been. Sadly, that birdie was a lying bitch. After finally viewing “Triggerfinger,” I can safely say it’s just as bad as every other Season 2 episode has […]
I’ve made no secret of my hatred of Season 2 of The Walking Dead (read about that here and here). Thankfully, I’ve heard good things about last night’s episode, “Triggerfinger.” You know, things like “Events took place” and “Not every moment of the episode was devoted to mediocre actors jawing […]
I don’t like to speak ill of the dead (unless it will get me web traffic), but the fuss over the death of Whitney Houston has left me puzzled. Yes, “I Will Always Love You” is as much a secret shame of mine as the next heterosexual male, but let’s […]
In case you’re anything like me and the thought of going out to socialize during the weekend disgusts you, here are some great time-wasters you can punch up via Netflix. Videodrome-A movie whose wiki I had to read five times to understand, it’s worth viewing because James Woods spends the […]