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Justin Vernon of Bon Iver Is a Massive Twat

admin February 13, 2012

Before last night, I was blissfully unaware of both Justin Vernon and his band, Bon Iver. Had you asked me what a “Bon Iver” was, I would have assumed some some sex act from the pages of Urban Dictionary involving feces, semen and the face of an unwilling female participant. […]

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The Grammys Were Last Night

admin February 13, 2012

The Grammys are an irrelevant platform for old white people to tell other old white people what “hip” music they should be listening to. There was a time when that bugged me, but I’ve reached a curmudgeony place in my own life where I delight in my ignorance of anything […]

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Whitney Houston Died

admin February 13, 2012

Whitney Houston died Saturday night. Though no official cause has been named yet, it was drugs. The sad thing about Whitney is that she spent the second half of her career taking a runny crackhead shit on the first half. If you’re an artist that gets hooked on drugs, everyone […]

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Picking the Oscars With a Moron

admin January 25, 2012

Mine is a life of dichotomies. I log countless hours at the gym yet have a booth on reserve at the Great American Buffet. I love sex, yet panic after every fling that I’ve both impregnated the woman I slept and contracted HIV. And I know no greater rush than […]