I’m not going to lie: I don’t know much about Sade or her music. But, after hearing Kira explain what ever last Sade song is actually about, I suddenly have a renewed interest in her oeuvre. Come…learn the secret of Sade. Papa’s Basement 8-29-10 (To download this file, right-click this […]
I’ve made no secret on this site of my love-hate relationship with fast food (hate the body it gives me, love every other aspect of it more than life itself). I do my best to avoid consuming it, enduring weeks of bombardment by ads for the latest burrito or burger, […]
Today, I laid to rest my Nintendo DS. It was not with me for long, but maybe it’ll be enough if you know that, in the few days we had together, we loved a lifetime’s worth (oh, Terminator references). I will now get into the circumstances of its demise and […]
Dreams come in all shapes and sizes. For example, I have a dream that, one day, the woman pictured above will be my wife because she’s charitable and classy, like Princess Diana. There’s also my dream of being a successful, world-famous entertainer, which is obviously going great because you’re the […]
(Note: Part 1 of this series is located here.) The Baltiwhore The next episode in the “Meeting Women Online Used to Be Suicide” saga takes place in Baltimore, which is why I went with a picture of Omar Little of The Wire fame. (The only thing that’d better represent Baltimore […]
Strip clubs have a special place in the psyche of the Papageorgiou boys. My brother and I grew up listening to Al Bundy’s tales of the Jiggly Room and countless hours of Howard Stern talking about the Scores Club. While your 21st birthday consisted of you happy and drunk, surrounded […]
There isn’t much I ask to be given credit for in this world, but any time anyone logs on to Match.com or picks up a friend of a friend on Facebook, they should bow down and kiss my feet like I’m Christ on the cross. All of their online romantic […]
The older I get, the more I realize there is very little I do well in life. Fast food is one of those things, though. Whenever I see a friend post on Facebook about the latest fine eatery they just dined at, I simple laugh to myself, go to the […]
Most of you reading this are familiar with me only as an entertaining (well, entertaining-ish) voice on the radio or a guy who writes about the travails of loving a horrible NFL team (oh, Redskins, how I swear your ups and downs will someday lead me to seppuku). But one […]