I think he’s the man you’re looking for, ladies. PS-I like how this post announces to the world that I spend my early afternoons cruising the WW4M section of Craigslist Casual Encounters. Because there are so many pairs of attractive women out there searching desperately for a threesome that they […]
If you’ve ever listened to my radio show, you’ve heard me mention at some point my love of Reddit Gone Wild. Reddit is a user-based site that contains “sub-Reddits” (or categories, as a normal person would call them), for nearly anything you can think of: Funny pictures. Your local city. […]
I’m a huge fan of Alien Quadrilogy (which translates to loving Alien, worshiping Aliens, thinking Alien 3 is okay and pretending Alien Resurrection didn’t happen). So when I saw these pictures of babies being used as part of Aliens costumes making the rounds online today, it made me consider that […]
Click and enjoy the Hurricane Sandy soundboard. (Note: This isn’t actually a Hurricane Sandy soundboard. It’s a bunch of clips from Bill Paxton’s character “Hudson” from the 1986 masterpiece Aliens. That said, give it a try. You’ll be surprised how applicable it is for generating a response any time a […]
Last week I wrote about the Buxom Bandit, an Australian woman who robbed a convenience store armed with only a knife, her cunning wits and tits big enough to attract a hungry calf. Yesterday, the BB decided to turn herself in, and I guess her idea of fun is spending […]
Earlier this week we established that the British love massive tits, which proves they are an intelligent, beneficent people. As if to confirm my previous statement (except not really because I imagine shit like this happens in England all the time), the Sun is now reporting that 14-year-old Britney Marshall […]
By which I mean lightning fireworks and lobbing them 0.26 seconds before they’d go off in my hand (leaving me with a Brundlestump), not parading around in twink shorts waiting for Alfred Molina to complete his drug deal with Marky Mark so I could suck his cock. Happy Fourth!
The British Empire was what it was because no people are more obsessed with massive tits than the English and I’ve never met a wicked person who loved giant breasts. Their newspapers feature topless women and only feminists and conservative members of parliament bitch about it because everyone else appreciates […]