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Where’s Tracy Morgan When You Need Him?

admin November 8, 2012

I think he’s the man you’re looking for, ladies. PS-I like how this post announces to the world that I spend my early afternoons cruising the WW4M section of Craigslist Casual Encounters. Because there are so many pairs of attractive women out there searching desperately for a threesome that they […]

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Halloween GW Style

admin October 31, 2012

If you’ve ever listened to my radio show, you’ve heard me mention at some point my love of Reddit Gone Wild. Reddit is a user-based site that contains “sub-Reddits” (or categories, as a normal person would call them), for nearly anything you can think of: Funny pictures. Your local city. […]

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Your Hurricane Sandy Soundboard

admin October 29, 2012

Click and enjoy the Hurricane Sandy soundboard. (Note: This isn’t actually a Hurricane Sandy soundboard. It’s a bunch of clips from Bill Paxton’s character “Hudson” from the 1986 masterpiece Aliens. That said, give it a try. You’ll be surprised how applicable it is for generating a response any time a […]

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It’s the Buxom Bandit’s Face

admin July 10, 2012

Last week I wrote about the Buxom Bandit, an Australian woman who robbed a convenience store armed with only a knife, her cunning wits and tits big enough to attract a hungry calf. Yesterday, the BB decided to turn herself in, and I guess her idea of fun is spending […]

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British Mom Urges 14-Year-Old Daughter to Get Breast Implants

admin July 5, 2012

Earlier this week we established that the British love massive tits, which proves they are an intelligent, beneficent people. As if to confirm my previous statement (except not really because I imagine shit like this happens in England all the time), the Sun is now reporting that 14-year-old Britney Marshall […]

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How I Spend the Fourth of July

admin July 4, 2012

By which I mean lightning fireworks and lobbing them 0.26 seconds before they’d go off in my hand (leaving me with a Brundlestump), not parading around in twink shorts waiting for Alfred Molina to complete his drug deal with Marky Mark so I could suck his cock. Happy Fourth!

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The Buxom Bandit

admin July 3, 2012

The British Empire was what it was because no people are more obsessed with massive tits than the English and I’ve never met a wicked person who loved giant breasts. Their newspapers feature topless women and only feminists and conservative members of parliament bitch about it because everyone else appreciates […]