Read part one here or none of this will make any sense. A few days ago, I found a Craigslist post in which a man offered to exchange several Wii games in his possession for cigarettes. Being the compassionate avatar of benevolence that I am, I kindly suggested that he […]
I’m a man of several vices, cheapness and playing more Wii than an entire second grade classroom both being high on the list. The two happily converge in the video game section of Craigslist, which I incessantly troll for inexpensive games. Many a Saturday is spent buying titles off of […]
A few hours after writing about Jennifer Aniston and her killer panda thumb nipples, I happened upon this video of her appearance on Conan last night. The miracle of it is that she’s wearing a bra that’s more padded than a high school athlete’s GPA, yet she still manages to […]
Two years after murdering his girlfriend Yeardley Love while drunk (that makes it better!), 24-year-old George Huguely V was convicted of second-degree murder and grand larceny. I don’t see the necessity of the grand larceny charge in light of the murder, but I’m not a lawyer. Maybe they should have […]
I know I’m late to the meme party on this one, but what the Hell is crammed into Huy Fong Foods’ Sriracha sauce to make me want to consume it in such volume? I brought a bottle home this weekend and it’s already at the halfway mark. The worst part […]
Sorry I didn’t upload much this week. It was time for my annual crippling sinus infection and I’ve spent Tuesday onward lying in my own snotty filth playing video games and eating junk food. (I’m the only person on Earth who manages to gain weight while sick.) Hopefully my throat […]
I wonder how many skeeved-out emails it took before he clarified that The Michael Jackson Experience was a game and not a slang term for a light-skinned thumb being mashed up your pooper.
I didn’t write anything for Papa’s Basement today because Reddit, the site responsible for 90% of my traffic, shut its doors in protest of SOPA and Protect IP. What are SOPA and Protect IP? I don’t really know. Bills up for debate, I believe. Click here (give the video a […]
After a few years of running this website, I’d like to think that I understand a thing or two about how traffic on the Internet works. For example, pages like mine exist solely to entertain people while they’re at work and, the instant you guys are home, my numbers plummet […]