For those of you unfamiliar, To Catch a Predator was a great show on NBC which featured reporter Chris Hansen and a bunch of volunteers who posed as underage girls and used instant messaging programs to lure pedophiles to a house full of filming cameras, where they would then be […]
To be honest, I don’t get the appeal of wrestling to adult men. As a child, I watched tons of WWF, my most vivid memory of it being my dad muttering “Why is he watching this faggot shit?” in Greek under his breath every time he walked in the room. […]
I apologize for the title, which sounds like a line from Shylock’s “If you prick us, do we not bleed?” speech in The Merchant of Venice. An Alabama law firm is alleging that Taco Bell’s beef, well, doesn’t legally qualify as beef. (To be exact, they found it to contained […]
A few days ago, foot fetish videos that New York Jets coach Rex Ryan recorded with his wife Michelle surfaced online (I’ll place one of the videos at the end of the article, saving you the stigma of having “foot fetish+Rex Ryan” saved in your search history at work). The […]
Just watch this gem. This one’s also pretty solid. How great is that? The Ayds diet plan. Ayds was big in the 70s and early 80s, before its popularity took a sudden, drastic drop (imagine that). Apparently, it was a mix of chocolate and benzocaine, which would numb your mouth, […]
I was shopping the other day at Tar-jay (Target, for those that refuse to use the French pronunciation) with my brother when my bald better half needed to shake the dew off the lily. Rather than stop our conversation for five seconds, I followed him into the men’s room, where […]
“You realize that’s just a Stuffed-Crust Pizza divided into segments, right?” -William Papageorgiou, 12/2/2010, speaking the most ignorant, hateful words since George Wallace’s “Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever” speech. Yesterday was the big day. The day I finally got to devour Pizza Hut’s Cheesy Bites Pizza. (I love how […]
There’s one goal for this man today, and that’s to devour Pizza Hut’s new Cheesy Bites Pizza. The Hut barely had to work on me this time. I saw the commercial for it two, maybe three times, tops, in the last 24 hours and I was sold worse than Homer […]
Everyone knows that Mondays blow. They mark the end of that two day charade that is the weekend, where you’re free to pretend your life is your own and that you don’t spend the majority of your existence working a job you despise as you hurtle all too quickly toward […]