Before I begin, I want to apologize for the lack of writing on the site. Life’s been a pain in the ass lately, and Google took a shit on my ranking for some reason, so even fewer people are coming through here than before. I promise to not take another […]
My apologies for not getting this “article” out on Friday. Or Monday. Or Tuesday. Between the locksmith business I own and spending a few days working on the set of an educational puppet movie (strangely enough, that’s not a euphemism for anything sexual), something had to give. Another weekend, another […]
There’s a moment when you’re about to sleep with an attractive woman that I call “smilerection”–You smile, because banging attractive women is awesome, and you get an erection, because that’s how sex is made (or so I’ve heard on the playground). Clicking on the aggregate Rotten Tomatoes rating for The […]
The mass-shooting in Aurora, CO has led to a bit of “Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?” when discussing The Dark Knight Rises. But being the brave soldiers we are over at Papa’s Basement, we knew there was a job to be done. So we set aside […]
Ah, The Dark Knight Rises. The summer movie most anticipated by grown men still living in their parents’ homes across the globe. I have a love-hate relationship with Christopher Nolan’s Batman films. On one hand, it’s hard to argue against what a bold, masterful take they are on such a […]
I have a bit of a sweet tooth. Which is a nice way of saying I’m an undisciplined fuck when it comes to my eating and I get visible erections when walking by bulk food candy bins. So it didn’t take much twisting of the arm to get me to […]
Saying that I’m reviewing The Amazing Spider-Man without having seen it is a lie, because I watched the film when it came out ten years ago and was called Spider-Man. I was a big fan of that movie. It had an innocence and joy about it and wasn’t afraid to […]
Women are lucky. Maybe I have zero comprehension of what makes them tick sexually, but I get the feeling that watching a movie like Magic Mike is as titillating to them as gorging on 30-second Bang Bros clips is to men. Which pisses me off, because they’re getting porn with […]
Seth MacFarlane gets a bad rap from a lot of people. For some reason, everyone wants to act like they’re better than Family Guy, even though we’re all one utterance of “Cool H-whip” away from quoting that bit in its entirety. I also think American Dad is really well done […]